If John Giduck is the “best and brightest” that the US has to offer for school safety or antiterrorism, then the terrorists have won.  Seriously.  Sometimes I wonder how John Giduck made it through grade school law school with his latest post that takes Giduck related jackassery “proof” to a whole new level.

John Giduck via his “SOCNET is Mean To Me” website writes..

John Giduck has many photos from his over 20 years working with military and law enforcement around the world. To anyone who would dispute the authenticity of these photos, the originals exist and can be made available.

Well, it’s certainly good to know that the photo that looks like John Giduck’s playing dress-up in a Russian sailor suit and camo beret looking somewhat ready to sample the house dressing at a San Francisco bath house is authentic. I believe that photo is real…really I do. But, what about the ones that look like a 4 year old found a computer login and managed to open the file in Photoshop?

Why doesn’t John Giduck address the obviously uneven blue background in the photo where he is supposedly in the Hindu Kush  mountains in 2006? Or the shadows that obviously fall in all different directions?

Clearly, John Giduck must feel that us little people simply aren’t worth a reach-around decent photoshop effort anymore.   These are the results of “Mr. Intel” at work? These are the photos that John Giduck shows to convince us of his background?

Well, let John Giduck dispute my dispute and criticism. If you believe that the photoshop “taken in Afghanistan” on John Giduck’s web gallery isn’t modified, you need to get right back on that crack pipe because it will be calling your whacked out ass for some time is the future.  You don’t even need Photoshop…put it in frigging MS PAINT or any other simple photo program and zoom in to 800%. The other dude’s head in the John Giduck Afghanistan photo is another obvious photoshop masterpiece.

So, yes, John Giduck please produce the original photo against the blue background.  John Giduck’s photos are just like proof of John Giduck’s background in AT/CT/Intel.   We’d love to see evidence of the real thing but it’s fake so we know that we won’t ever see it.

I personally like the ones that have no face but the caption, “here is John Giduck doing [insert high activity here]”. So, Russian Special Forces did a demo for adventure camp attendees and John Giduck got some photos. Don’t forget that John Giduck’s owned a company that sold tickets for suckers people to adventure camp at a “secret Russian base” so that’s actually a far more plausible explanation for the photos than John Giduck’s imaginary life as a Russian commando story.

That said, I’d believe the photos  a lot more though if the photo at least had someone eating cake with a lard-ass in it so then we’d know for sure that it was John Giduck’s fat behind.

And, before John Giduck’s horse holders ball polishers supporters get all upset and claim some sort of copyright violation by the above photo, they can masticate on this instead of whatever John Giduck is giving them to masticate on..

17 U.S.C. § 107

Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 17 U.S.C. § 106 and 17 U.S.C. § 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright.

Just wanted to post that in case that John Giduck missed the days that law was taught in law school.

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