I’d normally say, “let’s push John Giduck over the top” for this, but given John Giduck’s ample girth, I’m not sure that we could even collectively do so.

Anyway, John Giduck is an entry in a military blog’s 2013 Stolen Valor tournament.  I think that we should reward John Giduck for his background and experience by helping him win this “honor”.  John is probably hoping that it includes an all you can eat buffet.


The competition looks tough.  They could have a show, “Professional Victims Unit”, with the entries.  Here is what one observer has already remarked in the comments section

LebbenB Says:
June 3rd, 2013 at 3:27 pm

There’s some real heavy hitters in this bracket. Tina “Butt Kernel” Kerstain versus John “Giggity-Giggity” Gidduck? A fight for the ages!

I completely agree.  John Giduck needs our help. John Giduck was only voted “Most Tempramental” in high school.  he’s got a great shot at being REALLY famous as a result of this contest.

Smitty Says:
June 3rd, 2013 at 1:58 pm

the weeble has her match, hands down! but she is in for a fight when she matches up against Gidduck, i think he will take this bracket

Too bad Stolen Valor is the only category. John Giduck is not only a good bet for the Stolen Valor category but also likely the runaway winner in “Most Likely To Date a Cop Killer” and Most Likely To Commit An ITAR Violation”.

Edited to Add:  Bios of the contestants are posted here – http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=35958

Voting starts on 9 June for John Giduck.  “Giduck, Giduck, he’s our man, if he can’t snow you, no one can!”


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